Too Fast Too Arrogant (Joke Time)

One sunny morning, a Japanese decided to travel on different malls in the Philippines.
Japanese : how long did that Rustan built up?
Taxi driver : 8 months sir.
Japanese : too slow, in Japan very very fast, it will only take 6 months.
Then they continue to travel...
Japanese : that podium, how long did it take to built up?
Taxi driver : 5 months sir!
Japanese : very very slow, in Japan too fast, it will only take 3 months.
Upon seeing megamall..
Japanese : how about that building megamall?
Taxi driver: 3 months only sir!
Japanese: what? It's so slow, in Japan very very fast! It will only take 2 months!
The Japanese then decided to step down from the cab..
Japanese : how much will im gonna pay?
Taxi driver: P5,000 sir.
Japanese : too expensive!
Taxi driver: well sir, this meter was made in Japan that's why it count very very fast!
Nobody beats the pinoy, i tell yah!