Monday, November 17, 2008

Children... This is

Kids are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map
and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct.
Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER:
John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong,
but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing

we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right...
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to,
my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher ,

1 comments:

earthlingorgeous November 20, 2008 at 3:37 AM  

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