Monday, November 17, 2008

Too Fast Too Arrogant (Joke Time)

One sunny morning, a Japanese decided to travel on different malls in the Philippines.
Japanese : how long did that Rustan built up?
Taxi driver : 8 months sir.
Japanese : too slow, in Japan very very fast, it will only take 6 months.
Then they continue to travel...
Japanese : that podium, how long did it take to built up?
Taxi driver : 5 months sir!
Japanese : very very slow, in Japan too fast, it will only take 3 months.
Upon seeing megamall..
Japanese : how about that building megamall?
Taxi driver: 3 months only sir!
Japanese: what? It's so slow, in Japan very very fast! It will only take 2 months!
The Japanese then decided to step down from the cab..
Japanese : how much will im gonna pay?
Taxi driver: P5,000 sir.
Japanese : too expensive!
Taxi driver: well sir, this meter was made in Japan that's why it count very very fast!
Nobody beats the pinoy, i tell yah!

Adobe Photoshop Tutorials

If you aren't an occasional photographer and you need more than just a red-eye removal from your photos; there are a lot of simple programs, also the ones boundled with your camera, can help you but very often isn't enough.

Photoshop "Creativity suite" from Adobe for sure is enough for your needs and the ones of professional programmers. Of course, mastering it requires time and the help of someone that shows you how to use it's endless options.

Fortunately, there are lots of Photoshop Tutorials that can guide you to get started. There are also a lot of Photoshop Video Tutorials that can help you see how to do what you are interested to learn.

Finally, on the WEB you can find Inspirations ; the one that can help you gained a solid understanding of the tools that Photoshop CS offers and the one that web gallery sites can offer you when you are developing web designs.

All this learning material is well organized in Photoshop Tutorials and it offers at a glance a list of wide variety of tutorials (with preview, readers comments and so on) and links to web gallery sites organized by category.

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Children... This is

Kids are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map
and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct.
Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER:
John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong,
but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing

we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right...
"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to,
my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher ,

A Very Convenient Online Medical Assistant Course

Are you planning to take up a medical assistant course? Are you willing to take it online? If so, there is a medical assistant course that you can take online and if you want the best medical assistant school that provides a convenient and affordable online medical program, well St. Augustine School of Medical Assistants is what you are looking for. St. Augustine's online courses are very convenient because you can complete the entire program according to your own pace. It means that if you are in a hurry and want to complete the medical assistant course within 6-8 weeks you can have already the Medical Assistant Certificate. Aside from that, they also provide online training in introductory laboratory skills and basic clinical tasks for medical assistants. Cool, isn't it? So, if you are interested to enroll a medical assistant course, why not try and enroll at St. Augustine School of Medical Assistants and attend their online classes at your convenience.



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Only great minds can read this...:-)

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sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tou fo 100 anc.




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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

A Nice And Very Affordable Eyeglasses



Are you wearing an eyeglasses? If your answer is "yes", I recommend you to try Zenni Optical because Zenni is one of the most popular nowadays. As a matter of fact, Zenni Optical was on Fox news! Yes, that's right, Zenni on Fox right now and most people had watched it. And do you know what's the secret to Zenni's Low Prices? Well, it's because they sell only their own manufactured frames direct to the customer, with no middlemen and virtually no advertising budget. Therefore, at Zenni Optical you can find Great Eyeglasses For Less than the others. They are also selling stylish prescription glasses online from $8. So, if you are interested about it, just go to their site and you will find the Variable Dimension Frames From Zenni at an affordable prices.

Ten Things God Won't Ask

1... God won't ask what kind of car you drove; He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2... God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3... God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4... God won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5... God won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6... God won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7... God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8... God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll ask about the content of your character.

9... God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation, He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven and not to the gates of Hell.

10... God won't ask how many people you forwarded this to, He'll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.


Read Carefully :

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

A Card That Best Suited To Your Needs

Hey guys, are you planning to have or to use a prepaid credit card? Well, the first two reasons that come into my mind why you should consider having it is because you want to give to one of your teenagers or you want to have an extra layer of security for you when buying on the web. But of course, everybody has it's own reasons why to have a prepaid credit card. If you want to know what Prepaid Cards is best suited to your needs, there is a site that you can go and visit. In this site, they allow you to use their online prepaid cost calculator to recommend the best pre-paid card product based on your spending patterns. Maybe you would consider that in their Prepaid Card Review , they take into account aspects that you normally don't consider when you buy one of them on the rush. If for example, you are looking and searching a prepaid card with global acceptance both on the internet and on your travels, there is this Cashplus Card that is convenient and easy to reload with funds, and one that also automatically covers goods and services purchased using the card. Nicely you can also get your balance and last 5 transactions via SMS text message; interesting, isn't it?

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Hospital Window


Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days and weeks passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."

Is Your iPhone Locked (or Are You Afraid That It Could Be)?

Christmas is here again and I know that a lot of people are already thinking what kind of gift are they going to give to their loveones or maybe to their self. For sure, there are other people who are wishing and hoping to have an Apple iPhone since it is one of the latest technology or trends that was been invented at this time. And for those people who have this special kind of cell phone already, there is a site that will going to help you in case that your iPhone will be locked and you don't know how to Unlock Apple iPhone . This site that you should go and visit if ever you want that your iPhone Unlock is http://www.unlock-apple-iphone.com. In this site, they are offering a software that will Unlock iPhone in just a couple of minutes. So, if ever you are experiencing a problem with your iPhone because it was locked, just visit their site right away and they will help you to solve your problem.



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Maiolati Spontini

Hey guys, our next destination next week is in Maiolati Spontini. Maiolati Spontini is a municipality in the Province of Ancona in the Italian region Marche. It is located about 35km southwest of Ancona. As of December 2004, Maiolati Spontini had a population of 5,930 and an area of 21.4 km².

A Perfect Accessories, Favors and Gifts For Special Occasions

Are you planning to have a wedding this year or next year? Do you have already an idea what kind of wedding do you want? Well, if you do not have yet any idea about your upcoming wedding, there is this site that can help you decide and plan for it. This site is about Gia's Wedding Store. giasweddingstore.com are retailers of Wedding accessories, Wedding favors, Wedding Gifts and a lot more. So, if you want that your wedding will be a memorable one because it's one of the most important days in your life, why not visit their site and I assure you that they will going to bring to you the stylish and elegant wedding accesories and favors at affordable prizes. They are also having a promotional box which will help you to have a special savings. Cool isn't it? And aside from these, they are also offering a Baby Shower Favors to celebrate the new bundle of joy and Unique Baby Gifts for the newly arrival babies. And if ever you are interested about what they are offering, why not visit their site and see their large collection of wedding accesories, favors, wedding gifts, baby shower favors and unique baby gifts.


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Friday, November 14, 2008

The Surroundings of the Castello

If you are a nature lover, I think you will going to like living here. It is a very peaceful place. And here are the beauty of it's surroundings.
















For Your Golf Hobby

Are you a sports enthusiastic? What kind of sports are you playing? Are you playing golf? Are you living in Germany? Well, if you are living in Germany and you like playing golf during your free hour, there is this site that will help you find the best and perfect equipments and materials for your hobby. This site is about Golfakademie, the biggest German golf shop and golf news portal. In this shop, you will going to have the opportunity to choose and select the different Ping equipments and materials that you need in playing. If ever you want to buy a Ping driver they have the Ping's titanium driver also the latest 2009 model of Ping Eisen like the Ping Rapture V2. You could buy also from them a Ping Redwood Putters like the Ping iWi Series and the Ping i-series. And if you are looking a golf bag which features a lot of pockets well they have the Ping Tour Staff bag. This golf bag features nine pockets including bottle pouces, large-entry apparel pocket and an internal valuables pocket. Aside from these, their website also offering news scores and players profiles and they have also a golf club on Gut Ising which is one of the biggest center for golf lesson in Bavaria. So, if you are interested about having a golf lesson because you want to improve your ability in that sport or you are interested to their products, why not visit their site right away...


Cute Blogger Award

I got tagged by Claire . And in this tag you will have a chance to know a lil something about me:)


Here are the rules:

1. Each blogger must post this rules
2. Each blogger starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves
3. Blogger that are tagged need to write ten facts of themselves. You need to choose ten people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don’t forget to live them comment telling them they've been tagged and to read your blog.

Now here are my ten Random facts about me:

1. I am the only child.
2. When I was a kid, I loved to play chinese garter and luksong tinik.
3. I was a consistent honor student since elementary until college.
4. I am a High School teacher by profession, love to teach History since it's my major subject. But, I resigned already since I have to be with my husband here in Italy and right now I miss teaching.
5. I take a bath using hot water eventhough it's summer...
6. I love to go to the beach but don't know how to swim..:-)
7. If I'm reading something like pocketbooks I see to it that I will going to read first the back page than the front page... (to know the end)..:-)
8. My first trip that I ever had outside the country is when I came here in Italy two years ago.
9. Love to watch CSI (Miami & New York), Criminal Minds, NCIS, Senza Traccia, Cold Case ....
10.I'm a computer addict since I started having a blog.

Now its my time to give this award to :
AngelNoah , Marly , NanayBelen , PinayMama , Shzainzy , Tet , Emz , Claire , Honie and Lisa .

Making Your Christmas Season Merry

The season of Christmas is here again and we can feel it in the air already because it's getting colder and colder everyday. Christmas is the time wherein a lot of people are rejoicing. The time wherein children are very happy because Santa Claus are bringing gifts again. The time of gift-giving. The season to have a party and merriment together with the people who are close to our lives. And that's the reason why, me and my husband are thinking to have a happy Christmas this time. Because last year, we just celebrated the Christmas very solemly and this year we are planning to invite his close friends to have a Christmas Eve dinner here in the house. I told to my husband that if it's okay I will be the one who will going to prepare the food and aside from that I will going to make also some rolled christmas cookies and some marshmallows. I told also that I will going to make a homemade holiday decor as a souvenir from us. And my husband smiled at me because he knows that I'm very excited already meeting his friends.

So, how about you guys, do you have any Christmas Ideas this year? Well, if you don't have yet any idea or plan this Christmas I think there is a site that can help you to have a perfect Christmas party and celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with plenty of fun and excitement. In this site, they are having a Celebrations experts that can help you make your Christmas season merry. So with their experts brimming ideas from Christmas crafts and party games to cookie and candy recipes and decoration tips I assure that your Christmas will be worth remembering. So, why not visit their site and feel the spirit of Christmas this year.